As the New Year rolls around, it’s not just humans who are thinking about making resolutions. Imagine if your furry best friend could sit down, paws on keyboard, and jot down their New Year’s goals. The results? Probably a mix of hilarity, heartfelt moments, and a little bit of chaos. Here’s a lighthearted look at what New Year’s resolutions might look like from your dog’s perspective.
Resolution: “I’m going to master my ‘I’ve never been fed’ face, even when I just had breakfast. My human must never suspect I’m full.”
We’ve all seen it—the tilt of the head, the wide, soulful eyes, and the look of pure desperation. This year, your dog is determined to take it to an Oscar-winning level.
Resolution: “From now on, I’ll only bark at actual threats, like that shady squirrel. Okay, and maybe the Amazon delivery driver. But no more barking at the wind… unless it smells suspicious.”
Let’s face it: selective barking is a skill your dog might never quite nail, but hey, at least they’re trying.
Resolution: “I’ll only take socks when I really need to. And I’ll return them slightly soggy but mostly intact. Maybe.”
Your dog might think this compromise will make you happy. Spoiler: it won’t.
Resolution: “This year, I’ll work on responding to commands faster—unless there’s something more interesting, like a bird, or a leaf, or literally anything else.”
Progress, not perfection, right?
Resolution: “I’ll let my humans have at least 10% of the bed. But the pillows are non-negotiable. Those are mine.”
We all know who the real bed boss is, and it’s not you.
Resolution: “I’ll respect my human’s personal bubble—until they have food. Then all bets are off.”
No food will ever be safe, no matter how sincere this resolution seems.
Resolution: “I’ll try to resist shoving my nose into guests’ business. But only if they don’t smell interesting. Or tasty.”
Your dog’s curiosity knows no bounds, but maybe they’ll dial it down a notch this year.
Resolution: “I’ll work on being courageous at the vet’s office. But if they bring out the thermometer, I’m out.”
Bravery comes in baby steps, especially when the vet’s involved.
Resolution: “I’ll try to accept baths with dignity… or at least stop shaking water all over the house.”
But let’s be honest, the post-bath zoomies aren’t going anywhere.
Resolution: “No matter what, I’ll keep wagging my tail, making my humans laugh, and being the best dog I can be.”
At the end of the day, your dog’s ultimate resolution is simple: to love you unconditionally and remind you to enjoy life’s little joys.
While these resolutions are just for fun, they’re a reminder of the quirks and traits that make our dogs so special. Their goofy antics, unconditional love, and zest for life inspire us every day.
So as you set your own New Year’s resolutions, consider borrowing a page from your dog’s playbook: bark less, wag more, and never turn down a chance to chase your dreams—or a squirrel!
What resolutions do you think your dog would make? Share them in the comments—we’d love to hear about your pup’s 2025 goals!
All Hike Doggies must meet the following requirements to ensure all our doggies remain safe and have an awesome hike:
If your doggie does not meet these requirements, we recommend neutering/spaying (if you are not planning on breeding your cutie) & do targeted training in any area where he/she may need some help so they can enjoy an enriched lifestyle full of outdoor fun with friends!
